Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

Granted but it FROZE in both literal meanings and you have to rip your fingers off each key to type.

I wish I could have a MB t shirt for my bday~

Granted, but it's was put in the paper shradder by mistake

I wish my dad would get a diving board for our pool

D: NOOOO

Granted but it snaps under more than 50 pounds.

I wish I could have another MB tshirt for my birthday that was indestructible. :)

Granted, but then a maniac steals it from you and keeps it locked in his house.

I wish it wouldn't get cold when I opened the window.

Granted. Instead, you get swelteringly humid.

I wish that I could have a Wizard101 Account membership. (DON'T JUDGE ME.)

(dn't wrry i want one too!! XD )

Granted, but all computers within a twenty mile radius of u spontaneoudly combust XD

I wish i had a kitten :)

LOL YAY. (And Spontaneously combusting isn't that bad, as long as it isn't my computer. XD)

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish that I wasn't judged for being so obssesed with stuff. (Pokemon, Wizard101, Warriors, Wolves, etc, etc, etc, none of these things being Twilight, unless you count 'obssesed with hating Twilight and the sparkly pretty evil vampire veggies'. XD BUT HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST.)

Granted, but then you have no motivations or hobbies or goals so you fail in life. D:

I wish for my mom to let us keep the new kitten!! (: (grammar fail. deal with it. 8)

Granted. It rips up all your furniture and your mom moves away from the terror.

I wish that... 'I could be, the very best, like no one ever was....To catch them, is my real test, to train them is my cause....!' Master.

Granted, but then the Digimon Master comes and totally messes up your day.

I wish I was at theatre camp instead of a stupid sports camp. :(

Granted but the teachers are athletes. :D

I wish i could get whatever i wanted in perfect condition exactly when i wanted it for my whole life.

Granted, but then nobody else gets what they want and everyone ends up hating you out of jealousy.

I wish my parents would stop nagging me about my lack of social life. D:

Granted. But they're constantly shouting at you to get off RPC!

I wish that I had more Bleach box sets to watch, and that the DVDs and my TV were totally normal.

Granted. You become blind.

I wish that I never had typing errors. (You have no idea how many I had just now)

Granted, but everyone else typs liek dis and you are constantly annoyed.

I WISH I COULD GO ON AN EXCITING ADVENTURE~

Granted, but you fail epically... At least it was an epic fail

I wish that i didn't habe to move

{@donnerstorm, HP is DEFINITLEY the BEST/most epic thing to ever happen on earth XD }

Granted, but everyone else moved away.
I wish I was a famous actress.

Granted, but you're just a one hit wonder who never acts after the movie that made you famous.

I wish I was nice.

Granted, but everyone else thinks you are mean.
I wish I had a sister.

Sorry, that wasn't very good. I mean:
"Granted, but you are only nice to dogs."
Now,
"I wish I had a sister."

Wish granted she's very annoying though.
I wish RPC would be active with 150+ active users.

Granted. There are too many users for the mods to handle and it has to shut down! Darn it.

I wish I could watch Black Butler RIGHT NOW.

(NOOOO!!!)
Granted but, it was so good that you watched it some many times the movie got recalled because people got obsessed with it.

I Wish I could eat pie (Very random. XD)

Granted, but you get indigestion.

I wish my bird was silent.

Granted but it explodes.

I wish that my hair wasn't so dark and that it would dye the color I want it instead of some ugly red instead of a pretty red. RAEG!!!!!