Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

I KNOW I DO!

Here's how it works: We are the Russian fairies granting wishes yet corrupting them. Since it's hard to explain, let me show you:

Jelly Bob: I wish I had a puppy.

Bob Yllej: Granted, but the puppy barks all night and keeps you awake. I wish it was snowing where I am.

Jelly Bob: Granted, but it melts in 30 seconds. I wish I could fly.

...and so on.


Basically, it's a sick but fun way to vent your anger by twisting someone's wish. :)

You HAVE to grant a wish before making your own. Please don't be terribly gross or cruel. This is meant to be a new but evil game, but not, "I wish I got the job of my dreams, since my boss fired me earlier to save money. :(" "Granted, but your boss fires you there, too, because you're a terrible worker! HAHA!". No. That's just mean, mmkay?

I'll start.

I wish I had some cherry pie.

Granted, but the puppy barks a ton and is WAYY to playful. I wish that I could read minds.

Granted, but then Professor X from X-men gets jealous and breaks your nose. XD

I wish I weren't such an X-men junkie.

Granted, but then you get taken in by a family of monkeys. I wish that I didn't have to carry something into assembly at school today.

Granted, but you're all deformed now XD

I wish I had SUPAAPOWERS!!!

Granted, but then you got twenty eyes.

I wish that I could fit into skinny jeans.

Granted! But, then the skinny jeans squeeze your legs into sticks.

I wish I had Zotz right now. (Haha.)

Granted, but they are these Zots. XD

I wish I was famous.

EDIT: oops, we posted at the same time... XD

@Runa:

Granted, but now you have to go to summer school *gasp*

I wish I had wings like an eagle.

(To Becca)

(-Cough- Joy -Cough-!)

Granted! But, now you have to sit and watch a documentary on how houses are built!

I wish today was the last day of school.

Granted, but tomorrow is the first day of school all over again.

I wish that I could move back!

Granted, but the people who want to publish them are mysteriously murdered by some sort of monkey...XD

I wish I didn't sneeze at pollen.

HUZZAH! Question 5's answer RIGHT HERE!

Chumley, Hammish, Tobias, Piper, and Waffles are the names of my current pets. :3

Granted, but now you sneeze at oxygen :3

I wish that my room had a theme of giant office supplies. XD

(oh my! XD)

Granted, but the giant stapler stapled you to the ground! oh my!

I wish I had some Dairy Queen right now.

Granted, but you have to be the Dairy Court Jester XD

I wish I had some Blue Bell ice cream...

poo.

Granted, but there are actual chunks of a blue bell mixed in it.

I wish that it was actually sunny and warm outside. NOT rainy ><

Granted, but the sun is so hot that it melts you.

I wish that my friends weren't busy today!

Granted, though your friends join you only to tell you that they egged your house. Then they leave. XP


I wish I had my phone! ( I forgot it at schooool ><)